BMs

Abby was taken to the hospital for constipation the other night so our house has been concentrated on bowels the last few days.. Abby came out of the bathroom tonight and was so proud of the BM she had. "Mom my poop was like the nose of a swordfish! Except the end was cut off.. so not so much". Mission accomplished.

So smart

The excitement in our house tonight..."Mom!! I just completed the next level in math!!! I'm on multiplication!"

Field Trip

Abby told me today that if she had a choice to go on a fieldtrip... it would be to the pop machine.

make-up

Abby had to make up a karate class the other day, so we called it a make-up class. She pulled me aside and asked me, "boys wont'be there right? Since it's a make-up class, it's just for girls, because boys don't wear make-up...right?"

Prayers

It was dinner and Abby offered up a prayer. "I'll wait until you all close your eyes... God our Father, thank you for all the stuff and our love and this dinner. And I am pretty sure I will not eat it or like it, but thank you for it because Daddy made it and stuff. (whisper) I know I won't like it. Amen." then she stopped. "Wait everyone I forgot..close your eyes. And I think you are so good...Amen"

Back washer

I bought Abby and Paige ONE Pepsi the other day for the two of them to share while we were eating nachos after ice skating. Abby took the first drink. Paige went to take a sip and saw residue of chips circling the perimeter of the pop. "GROSS!" she said and showed me the back wash. I told her i would buy her another drink, because I, myself, was sickened. When Paige walked away to get her drink Abby grabbed the Pepsi and smiled. To herself she said, "a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do"!

I turned my head to laugh.

BM

Abby was pooping the other morning. When she was done, she told me that she was glad her belly doesn't hurt anymore. "Now I won't have to poop again today. THIS SHOP IS CLOSED". I said, "WHAT"? She said, "I'm done pooping mom. This shop is CLOSED". NO idea where she came up with it.