Laughs

While I was putting make-up on Saturday morning, Paige asked," Does your mom laugh when she farts like we do"?

Grandma Little

This morning Abby was laying in bed and told me, "In the middle of the night up in heaven-I mean, cat heaven-I heard a whisper. It was Kramer (our cat that has been dead for 2 years) and he told me that Grandma Little was cuddling up to God".

Food Pyramid

Today Abby told Daddy and his friends at work that "candy is at the top of the food pyramid".

In the Trunk

Tonight I explained the Rt. 24 bypass to the girls as we drove by. I told them that our freinds had to move from their houses to allow for the road to come through. Our freinds with a barn that lived on 64 moved to another house with their animals. From which prompted Abby's very serious response of , " Where are they putting their animals for now? In their car trunk? " I asked, "How would they do that"? Her response...."With a super big litter box 'cuz cows have huge poops!"

Cancer

This morning Abby wanted to pray for Grandma Dar before her lumpectomy. "Dear Jesus, God Bless Grandma and she's canceled." Amen

Abby in the shower

I better double scrub my butt mom. It stinks bad. (Coming from the girl that forgets to wipe!)

Biggest Loser

Paige told me Monday night that I looked like the girl from The Biggest Loser. My eyes opend WIDE as I asked which one ? (Thinking I MUST look like the one that was large and in charge before but is now tiny and beautiful). She told me the girl that helps them. (Must be the host, Alison) But now, she said, "The mean lady that yells at them and makes them do stuff". How do I look like her? I asked. She said, your dark eyebrows and lips look just like her. (Jillian). ok.. I'll take it....

Christmas

Abby told me last night that Jesus dosn't really like Santa taking Christmas since it is his day. "It's not really about Santa, ya know? It's more about Jesus".

There ARE Monsters!

Abby and Paige went to bed the other night and requested flashlights. They sleep in bunk bed with Abby on the bottom and Paige on top. I took 2 small flashlights for them to play with before bedtime. I left the room and heard Paige screaming from fear. I walked in the room and Paige said that Abby was scaring her. The flashlights were creating shadows that frightened her. As I tried to calm Paige down, Abby said under her breath, " There ARE Monsters!" I snapped my head to her and said "ABBY!" She then told me , "What? I just said there is no such thing as monsters".

What a stinker.