Baby Abby

"Mom, I want to be a baby".. I told her, "Well if you are a baby you couldn't have pizza. You couldn't eat ice cream. You would have to take naps and you couldn't talk back because babies don't have attitudes!" She says outloud, "Well THIS baby would have an attitude".

Santa's magic

Paige was reading her Christmas list to me that she plans to send to Santa.
1) and ipods touch
2) An American Girl doll (Kit)
3) a puppy
4) mascara
5) do you think you could pick me up and take me to China with you just for the night?

New Hampshire

Paige asked where the cousins were going for Thanksgiving. "Are they going to Virginia? Are they going to Myrtle Beach?" Abby interrupted," I know where they are going! They are going to New Hampsters". Yup Abby... they sure are.

Jack Black

Abby was watching TV and looked for wisdom in her older sister.. "Is Jack Black the same as George Lopez?" "NO" Paige told her.. and they kept on watching iCarly.