Abbyisms

Abby asked out of the blue, "Mom, what would happen if you peed on a horse?" I told her the horse would be wet.

Bathroom

Abby asked, "Why don't Phineas & Ferb ever go to the bathroom?" (By they way, Phineas and Ferb are cartoons)

Swanton

On our way to the Swanton Robertsons, we drove passed the reservoir. There was a distinct smell of sulfur. Paige yelled out, "Oh! It smells like Swanton".