sarcasm

Jokingly with a serious face, Brad said on Thursday, "C'mon over here Paige, it's time for your whippings". Paige replied, "No dad, we only do that on Fridays!" I laughed so hard knowing my children are truly mastering the art of sarcasm and humor.

A note from the teachers

Abby's daycare teacher sent a note home stating, " Although we appreciate
Abby's correct spelling and letter formation, we let Abby know that she is not allowed to be writing notes like the one attached." Abby correctly wrote BUTT on some construction paper and was showing her friends how to spell it for their own point of reference.

Our house

The first thing Abby told me this morning was " Lets never move and stay in this house forever. 'Cuz we can find stuff." Find suff? Like what, Abby? "Like Daddy".

I look good

Paige went to a birthday party yesterday and before she went, I was staring at her in amazement of how old she is getting (a whopping 7). Then afterward I told her, "ya look great honey", to which she replied, " I know.. Or else you wouldn't have wanted to take a picture."

cottage

Brad and I were talking about going to a cottage for vacation. Abby heard us and asked, "What is a cottage?" I told her is was a place to go for vacation that isn't your house that you live in. She said, "Well mommy.. it's also a cheese". I looked at Brad and we said simultaneously, "blog that one".

Maid

Abby told me today, "We should have a maid so that you can lay in bed in the morning and she could help us get dressed! Then she would clean our mess and you would not have to!" I asked, "Abby, does someone in your class have a maid?" She replied, "Dylan". I told her, "We don't have the money for maid sweetheart" BUT MOM.. a maid is a ppeerrssoonnn. You don't PAY!

Good Girl

As we fill out Abby's behavior chart, she told me, "I might not have been good this morning, but I ate all my dinner tonight ~ so you better give me a star!" Always making deals that Abby!